呢幾日我都係到屠龍。女友有日係我屠緊龍時問我。女友：「點解你可以成日屠龍嫁，你有冇諗過我嫁？」我以為係我無時間陪佢令佢唔開心，正想同女友講對唔住。女友：「我屬龍嫁，你都捨得日日屠死我。」跟住，佢嬲咗我